Youโre tired. Youโre nervous. Youโre imagining things. Thatโs what almost everyone in the 2023 lineup gets told, right up until the walls start bleeding. Paula hears footsteps in the sealed attic, and her husband tells her sheโs confused. Rosemary knows something is wrong with her pregnancy, and her doctor says itโs nerves. Chris MacNeil watches her daughter change in ways no test can explain. Mary walks out of a river alone and canโt tell whatโs real anymore. Then there are slashers, which are refreshingly clear about whatโs in your head: a knife, usually. Nine movies, one recurring note to self. Trust your gut. Itโs not all in your head.
THIS YEARโS SELECTIONS
GASLIGHT
ROSEMARYโS BABY
7/10
George Cukor โข 1944
SCREAM
8/10
Wes Craven โข 1996
10/10
Roman Polanski โข 1968
CARNIVAL OF SOULS
THE EXORCIST
10/10
Herk Harvey โข 2018
THE AMITYVILLE HORROR
10/10
Stuart Rosenberg โข 1979
9/10
William Friedkin โข 1973
MASSACRE AT
CENTRAL HIGH
6/10
Rene Daalder โข 1976
CHOPPING MALL
7/10
Jim Wynorski โข 1986
PROM NIGHT
8/10
Paul Lynch โข 1980
ITโS ALL IN YOUR HEAD AWARDS
Nine movies and no one gaslighting you about who won. Some winners earned it with a twist, some with a hang glider, and one with a robot that wishes you had a nice day. These are the official Itโs All In Your Head Awards, and yes, theyโre real. Youโre not imaging them.
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03
04
06
THE HONORS
ITโS ALL IN YOUR HEAD AWARDS
THE PERFECT 10 CLUB
ROSEMARYโS BABY, THE AMITYVILLE HORROR, CARNIVAL OF SOULS
02
THE โITโS ALL IN YOUR HEADโ AWARD
GASLIGHT
WORST NEIGHBORS IN FILM HISTORY
Minnie and Roman Castevet
ROSEMARYโS BABY
WORST REAL ESTATE DEAL
THE AMITYVILLE HORROR
05
THE REASON โ90S KIDS DONโT ANSWER THE PHONE
SCREAM
BEST USE OF A HANG GLIDER
MASSACRE AT CENTRAL HIGH
FINAL RANKINGS
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9
3
4
5
6
7
10
8
7
7
6
ROSEMARYโS BABY
2
8
10
9
8
10
THE AMITYVILLE HORROR
CARNIVAL OF SOULS
THE EXORCIST
SCREAM
PROM NIGHT
GASLIGHT
CHOPPING MALL
MASSACRE AT CENTRAL HIGH
Best to Worst
KEEP WATCHING
One year was never going to be enough. There is plenty more Horror-Thon to explore. Zombies, Michael Myers, demonic house cats, and more B-horror movies than you knew existed.