The Horror-Thon

SPOOKY SEASON 2023 โ€ข THE ARCHIVE

Youโ€™re tired. Youโ€™re nervous. Youโ€™re imagining things. Thatโ€™s what almost everyone in the 2023 lineup gets told, right up until the walls start bleeding. Paula hears footsteps in the sealed attic, and her husband tells her sheโ€™s confused. Rosemary knows something is wrong with her pregnancy, and her doctor says itโ€™s nerves. Chris MacNeil watches her daughter change in ways no test can explain. Mary walks out of a river alone and canโ€™t tell whatโ€™s real anymore. Then there are slashers, which are refreshingly clear about whatโ€™s in your head: a knife, usually. Nine movies, one recurring note to self. Trust your gut. Itโ€™s not all in your head.

THIS YEARโ€™S SELECTIONS

GASLIGHT

ROSEMARYโ€™S BABY

7/10

George Cukor โ€ข 1944


SCREAM

8/10

Wes Craven โ€ข 1996


10/10

Roman Polanski โ€ข 1968

CARNIVAL OF SOULS

THE EXORCIST

10/10

Herk Harvey โ€ข 2018


THE AMITYVILLE HORROR

10/10

Stuart Rosenberg โ€ข 1979


9/10

William Friedkin โ€ข 1973

MASSACRE AT
CENTRAL HIGH

6/10

Rene Daalder โ€ข 1976


CHOPPING MALL

7/10

Jim Wynorski โ€ข 1986


PROM NIGHT

8/10

Paul Lynch โ€ข 1980

ITโ€™S ALL IN YOUR HEAD AWARDS

Nine movies and no one gaslighting you about who won. Some winners earned it with a twist, some with a hang glider, and one with a robot that wishes you had a nice day. These are the official Itโ€™s All In Your Head Awards, and yes, theyโ€™re real. Youโ€™re not imaging them.

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THE HONORS

ITโ€™S ALL IN YOUR HEAD AWARDS


THE PERFECT 10 CLUB

ROSEMARYโ€™S BABY, THE AMITYVILLE HORROR, CARNIVAL OF SOULS


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THE โ€œITโ€™S ALL IN YOUR HEADโ€ AWARD

GASLIGHT


WORST NEIGHBORS IN FILM HISTORY

Minnie and Roman Castevet

ROSEMARYโ€™S BABY


WORST REAL ESTATE DEAL

THE AMITYVILLE HORROR


05

THE REASON โ€˜90S KIDS DONโ€™T ANSWER THE PHONE

SCREAM


BEST USE OF A HANG GLIDER

MASSACRE AT CENTRAL HIGH

FINAL RANKINGS

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9

3

4

5

6

7

10

8

7

7

6

ROSEMARYโ€™S BABY

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8


10

9

8



10

THE AMITYVILLE HORROR

CARNIVAL OF SOULS

THE EXORCIST

SCREAM

PROM NIGHT

GASLIGHT

CHOPPING MALL

MASSACRE AT CENTRAL HIGH

Best to Worst

KEEP WATCHING

One year was never going to be enough. There is plenty more Horror-Thon to explore. Zombies, Michael Myers, demonic house cats, and more B-horror movies than you knew existed.